Awesomebark

Awesomebark was the username the PlayStation Network gave me when I played Minecraft online on the PS3. I messed around with the adjective for a while (and made a truly vomitous r/wholesomememes post that I would never subject you to), but I eventually stuck with meh in a somewhat self-deprecating fashion.

It's a good username though!

• Unlikely to be taken (unless I get super famous, which I guess could happen)
• Two syllables
• Seven letters

The only con is that it makes me seem like more of a dog person than I really am. Oh the horror. Dogs are cool don't get me wrong, but I'm a bit allergic.

This post really has a meh tone, huh?